gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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