If i come over, it means nothing
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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