I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I think I died a long time ago.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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