You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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