Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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