talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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