3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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