so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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