Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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