I've blown a few things in my day
you have to choose: penises or morals?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
