What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
