no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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