I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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