i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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