I heard we made out
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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