At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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