Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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