So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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