hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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