ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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