we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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