i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize