mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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