dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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