there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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