Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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