what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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