oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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