I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I'm jealous of your bromance
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize