One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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