brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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