the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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