Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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