He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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