We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
