fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You don't make any sense
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