1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
where does the pee come out of this thing
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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