I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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