Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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