Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
no, he came in my armpit
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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