it's not cheating when I paid for it
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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