I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize