Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Girls should come with a carfax report
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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