do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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