You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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