We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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