Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
His hands were made for my vagina.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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