I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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