Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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