I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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