they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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