do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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