And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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