idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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