I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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