whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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