why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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