Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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